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Thursday, September 23, 2010

i want the 20 mins of my life back....

well it seems that i have lost 20 mins of my time playing the new blade kitten demo.  sigh. i always do this to myself. it is literally one of the worse games i ever played.  like seriously its like a nurato/inu yasha fan fic redone for a future cat-woman bounty hunter.  in the 1st min of the intro cut scene its oozing weeaboo-ness. the main character is realllly annoying  her voice is pitchy and somewhat grating.  and her antagonist is supposed to be her polar opposite so shes "elegant" sounding. but she just sounds like a britsh dick.  and the worse part is when you find a hidden area and open the chest for extra cash, it plays something i can only described as extremely japanese. and the money they use in the game even looks like the yen symbol. but instead of a Y is an X......really guys? really?. now for the story which is much better only because it doesn't even seem to exist. i can sumit up in 3 words. chase the bitch.  and now add on some not great controls where the character feels really stiff and jumping isn't really up to you which direction you jump( okay tbh its only when you jump off a wall it won;t let you jump back on the the wall you were on originally. but still its annoying).  it got so annoying (both cause of the sound and weird jumping/climbing mechanics) i gave up on exploring and tried to rush through the level. and yes i stuck it all the way through the whole demo. and to relate to what i started the paragraph with i don't know why i do that to myself, but i keep thinking that maybe there is something good over the next horrible jump.  but as much as i dislike the every essence of this game. i have to give it this. it is gorgeously presented.   the models are well made, even though the designs look like some super otaku came up with them, the cel shading works extremely well.  and i thought this was actually innovating. where the main character(lol shes so unoriginal and forgettable i can't even remember her name) goes behind  an object in the foreground that would block a view of her they do a cut away/cross section veiw that is very well done and works very well. like a big blockbuster film that spent all its money on cgi and explosions.  nice to look at but a frustrating experiance.

if you guys remember i started playing ME2 again. the dlcs are quite clever and i enjoyed them alot for the most part.  the hammerhead jet thing was really lame and i hated how anything could kill me. no seriously a regular geth with a gun killed me the 1st time i used it. well i have a confession about ME tho.  as hot as miranda was i'm like in LOVE with tali. so playing through again trying to get the bad ending was 1. harder then i thought, and 2. made me mad again that i didn't get to see tali's face. i mean whyyyyy do you gotta play me like that bioware.... you tease T-T. 

lastly i'm thinking of starting to end my blogs with links to cool stuff on the web.  i don;t know if its a great idea since i'm very sure i can't do it in every entry. but i'd love to share cool things i run across or get linked to. well what do you guys think? and lets start it off with this
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

this is zero puntuations video gallery over at the escapist site.  i'm sure most of you have heard of him. but i love him and his rapid and funny take on games. for those of you that haven;t heard of him click and enjoy

36 comments:

  1. Great blog, man!

    Hope you`ll check out mine as well.

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  2. Who wouldn't like to get hes time back.. hehe

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  3. cool post bro!
    check both my blogs are interesting! ;)
    suppin can u rtrn pls?

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  4. i want 2 minutes of my life back. JK

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  5. File a complaint, they might give you your 20 mins back somehow XD

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  6. looks like fun!

    check out my new blog, The Stepback Fadeaway!

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  7. I got very mad as well when I didn't get to see Tali's face... I'm thinking it looks liki a lizard with some very sharp facial features that will kill you 0_o

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  8. the stuff at the end would be a cool idea

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  9. lol oh wow i did not know that, good post! :D

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  10. If they dont wanna give it back take it back with force!

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  11. Great stuff as usual, daily support =D
    http://tweakz-gaming.blogspot.com/

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  12. I thought I was gonna lose some of my life reading this.. but, yeah post was aiight.

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  13. wellll.... it is called blade kitten haha

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  14. can i have a "new start" button? :/

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  15. All the time I wasted senselessly on the internet....I want those ten years back :D

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  16. Showing some love and support, keep up the good work =)

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  17. i got to here british dick and then realized where i recognise this same feeling from. BAYONETTA!

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  18. that sucks, good luck getting it back

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